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I like cooking too

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I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Meh. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I had more, but you go ahead. No, she’ll probably make me do it. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.

No. We’re on the top. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. Your best is an idiot! No, she’ll probably make me do it. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”!

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