Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I'm a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that.
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Say what? You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.
Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. He is here. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? What?! Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?
The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? He is here.
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Red Five standing by. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. What!?