Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. I’m a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that. With gusto. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. Oh God, what have I done? So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Okay, I like a challenge. Throw her in the brig. Shut up and take my money!
And then the battle’s not so bad? Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.
And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I can explain. It’s very valuable. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Oh God, what have I done? Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”!
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Bender?! You stole the atom. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave.
Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. I’m a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that. With gusto. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.
Oh, what have I done? So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Okay, I like a challenge. Throw her in the brig. Shut up and take my money! And then the battle’s not so bad? Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! I can explain. It’s very valuable. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Okay, I like a challenge. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
